Man is a Giddy Thing

While ethics may not be impeached Governor Rod Blagojevich’s strong suit, dropping the fuck bomb is.   His tongue finds its stride  in this promotional spot for CNN’s “D.L. Hughley Breaks The News.” I fucked it up…Oh shit – they’re going to throw me out anyway, who cares!”

I Want to Punch the Economy in the Face!

I’m trying to wade through the vat of potent excrement that is John Yoo’s Wall Street Journal article. In the meantime, I’ve let the E*Trade baby cure the urge to punch something in the face.  These are some of the unusable outtakes.  I love this baby.  With the economy ever shrinking, Merrill Lynch pocketing our [...]

Let the Rove Prosecution Begin!!!

ht Subscribe4MoreNews This won’t happen quickly enough for me! Representative Jerrold Nadler (D-House Judiciary Committee) walks us through what’s in store for Karl I-Don’t-Even-Have-To-Obey-the-Law-You-Cocksuckers!! Rove. Rove fails to show up for hearing. The Committee then the whole House votes on a contempt citation. The contempt citation is then given to the U.S. Attorney “whose duty [...]

GOP Operation Game

Myspace Glitter Graphics Poor Republicans. Such is the magnitude of their party identity crisis they have called a big tête-à-tête to answer the question:  why does everyone think we suck? Confused GOPers have gathered for a four day seminar (quite a long time to talk about sucking) at the Capitol Hilton in D.C.  The theme [...]

Today in Mother Fuckers

Today’s biggest mother fucker is pro-sadist weenie John Yoo.  Yoo is appalled, appalled I say, that Obama has dared to undo Bush torture policies.  Here are some other MFs worth highlighting. A scrappy Ohio prosecutor gets down to the bottom of the state’s massive, widespread, democracy-crushing voter fraud scheme which dominated Fox News coverage during [...]

Rove Will Testify…Oh, Yes, he will testify

Ha!!! Karl Rove’s little bitch ass will end up in front of Congress according to Harper’s legal editor Scott Horton. Senate Committee approves the nomination of the new Attorney General: Check. Horton appeared on Democracy Now saying Rove will end up in front of Congress or go to jail for contempt…which means he’ll end up [...]

Gwen Ifill on The Daily Show

My husband’s news crush Gwen Ifill of PBS describes Barack Obama’s attempt to empathize with the American people. more about "Gwen Ifill on The Daily Show", posted with vodpod

Larry King’s 8 Year Old Wants To Be Black

Larry Wilmore says it’s exhausting being black, especially when you have to humor all your white friends. more about "Larry King’s 8 Year Old Wants To Be B…", posted with vodpod

Your Money or Your Life…93-Year-Old Freezes to Death After Power Cut Off

Pay up…or die!!! h/t Cookie! (BAY CITY, Michigan, USA)  A Michigan coroner says 93-year-old Marvin E. Schur died “a slow and painful death” alone in his own home.     Bay City Electric Power and Light blames Schur’s neighbors for his death.    BCEP&L spokesman and  A#1 Prick Robert Belleman is tired of repeating himself (especially to [...]

Guantanamo Baywatch

Republicans are freaking out that Guantanamo prisoners will enter facilities on American soil and want to kill Americans, unlike our current inmate population of jaywalkers and Boy Scouts like Charles Manson. Stewart consoles the Grand Old Pussies, “I’d put an old-fashioned, born and raised in the USA, brain-eater against any of those mother fuckers!!!” more [...]