WTF, Campbell Brown!!!

WTF, Campbell Brown!!!
The Many Faces of Campbell

CNN’s Campbell Brown is freaking me out.  She needs to calm her ass down with the plastic surgery.  I saw her ad over at Wonkette and did a double take.   She suddenly looks like every shampoo or toothpaste model ever photographed for a billboard.  I tried to figure out what was missing from her face.  I ventured over to her CNN profile and figured it out.  She had her Campbell Browniness removed.

Someone please tell her she looks pretty, because the next step could leave her looking like Donatella Versace.

Here’s a larger image:

She had her Campbell Browniness Removed

Left: No Plastic Surgery Middle: She had the sides of her nose removed Right: She had her Campbell Browniness Removed

6 Responses

  1. She does not even look like she could be her own sister in the pictures. She should quit while she is ahead.

  2. Yeah, she definitely looks worse. Why do people do this to themselves???

  3. She’s really at the launching point for the rest of her life having landed her own show on CNN. Good for her, you know. Let’s just hope she stops now and has the grace to age with dignity.

  4. Mmm hmm — someone who shall remain anonymous but who’s initials are CAMPBELL BROWN is smugglin’ some serious cutlets there!

  5. I liked the terrier underbite. It made her look mean.

  6. She has joined the Stepford gang. They all look very erasable and replaceable. *shakes head*

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