12 Days of Christmas with a Cartoon Hindu Guy Dressed Like Elvis

People are jonesing for Christmas funnies; so, I’m digging up what I can.  Here are the 12 Days of Christmas as you’ve never heard them.  A cartoon Hindu guy dress like Elvis delivers:

1-A totally insufficient dowry

2-nosy in-laws

3- varta chickens

4-hari krishnas

5-Indian games

6-IT graduates

7-eleven workers

8-Bollywood films

9-telemarketers

10-minute yoga

11-syllable name

12-cricket ball tamperers

Updated.

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  2. Got to mbe loffing it mon!

  3. I don’t suppose you caught what kind of chickens he singing about? I never could decipher the adjective on the 3rd day of Christmas.

  4. I think he says VARTA chickens. You can find kozi varta chicken curry recipes, etc. on the internet. Varta is a type of cooking or a spice….perhaps.

  5. I”m going with it, steady cat. Thanks for the international cuisine insight! ;-)

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