I was actually thinking of Jon [Stewart] as a co-host, but I needed someone who could be smart and funny without 50 writers and two has-been rockers who are badly in need of Botox.” –Sean Hannity of Faux News responds to The Daily Show farewell to Alan Colmes
Douchebag Calls the Kettle Black
Gee, where did Jon Stewart and Hall & Oates ever get the idea that Alan Colmes is the only non-douchebag in the Hannity and Colmes ensemble? Has Hannity looked in the mirror lately? Hall is 62. Oates is 59. They should be long in the tooth. They also sound great:
Anytime you need a token liberal
Nothin’ but a body to fill a chair
The barest shadow of a person
Alan Colmes is always there.
But all those years of non-existence
Can really run a person down.
Now he’s leaving Hannity forever
Alan, please don’t go!
You’re the only non-douchebag on that show
He’s gone. Bye bye,
Oh why
He was the Tango to his cash
And he’s gone.
Oh why
To the extent
That I hadn’t noticed he was there
But he’s gone.
Oh why
What went wrong?
He’s gone. Bye bye
Oh why?
He was the Laurel to his Hardy
He’s gone
To spend
More time
Not being seen with his family
He’s gone
What went wrong?
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Funny. I have been on the road and missed this show.
Good one.
You doing ok?
Yes, I’m doing well. Look at the cheeks on your avatar baby! What’s the tiny shirt say? I’m almost afraid to ask.
Hubby and I watched that Daily Show episode last night and laughed our rears off!!!! Too funny!!!!!
I can’t think of very many people that I despise more than Sean Hannity.
It was cool hearing Hall and Oates again. I remember bopping along to them in the 5th grade!