Coulter Gets Piehole Wired Shut
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!
“The New York Post” says that Ann Coulter’s trap is on hiatus due to a broken jaw. The Post gives you the idea that she broke her jaw and doctors treated it by wiring it shut. Another site says she fell and broke her jaw.
Keep in mind she’s 46. It’s very likely she’s undergone some plastic surgery.
Filed under: Health, Media, News Headlines, Politics, news | Tagged: Ann Coulter, Coultergeist, Man Coulter, plastic surgery, Wired Jaws
Schadenfreude Alert!
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I like your picture better, Cookie!
Cookie’s pic does have a certain charm.
Let’s hope it’s permanent.
maybe she will become a different person and prefer keeping her mouth shut after this experience. One can only hope.
Dear Write Chic,
Let me take a sec to wish you and all your readers a Happy Thanksgiving!
Take care, be well, eat a ton!
Coulter will be sipping it through a straw…
Of course this means she will be hard at work on a new schlock book.
Happy Thanksgiving to you, too, Mike! I think I love the cooking more than the eating. Cooking means I’ll be eating all day long. Good times.
As for Coultergeist, she’ll be bingeing and purging her meals through a straw.
Ann Coulter told Michael Savage she brought Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings, but if he didn’t want it, she would chew through the kitchen wall because she smelled peanut butter on a spoon in the sink. Ann Coulter chewed through a television power cord. Ann Coulter chewed a hole in a sack of corn.
Great picture of Children of the Damned on your site. That movie gave me nightmares for years…I saw it before I started kindergarten. My mom had to take the batteries out of my Cupie Doll because every time I made the eyes light up I screamed. Thanks for the memories.
Good thing I never saw Man Coulter when I was little.
It couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person!!!!!
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
not quite sure which way to go with this one….
Miss pretty much nailed it.The one about the boy was awsome too!
Hope you and yours are all well for the holidays!
You, too, Unc!