Former Arkansas Governor and Republican Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee lets the grits hit the fan in his new book, Do The Right Thing, You Buncha Pansie-Ass Plastic Losers. “‘Let them eat stocks’ is not a mantra for the people, Mitt, you magic-panty wearing, flip-flopping Ken Doll head.” admonishes Huckabee.
On Foghorn Leghorn Thompson Huckabee writes, “Hey, Fred! Wake the hell up! The election’s over and no, you didn’t even make runner-up, you lackluster fuck.”
Thompson went back to sleep, but Mitt Romney has fired back through his chauffer/spokesman Chet Remington, “Unfortunately, in this book, Mike Huckabee is consumed with presumed slights, and he seems more interested in settling scores than in bringing people together.”
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oh boy! a new huckleberry book!! i wonder if he will have a chapter devoted to his boytoy, chuck norris.
p.s. the tiara is stunning!
I personally wanna know more about his creepy dog-torturing, boy scout son! Another scoundrel Republican!
HAHAHAHA! I must have been asleep at the wheel because I only just now realized how funny this is! *chokes from laughing so hard*
Huckabee is much funnier when he’s hefty.