Jersey Politician: a Real Whiz

Drunken, Whizzin City Councilman
Nasty City Councilman Pees on Patrons

The latest leak buzzing around Washington didn’t come from The White House or the McCain camp.  No, it came from a drunken New Jersey City Councilman urinating on people at a D.C. night club.

Police say, 44-year-old Steven Lipski whipped out his wee-wee while standing on a second story balcony and proceeded to piss on patrons below.   A 9:30 Night Club staff member bounced Lipski into the arms of police officers who arrested him for simple assault with a tiny weapon.  A shocked source said this is the councilman’s first time peeing on the public.  The club usually only worries about Lipski’s penchant for drinking himself into a sloppy, slurring, belligerent state.

Lipski is currently serving a second term as councilman in Jersey City, NJ. (I’m having a hard time tracking down his party affiliation, but conservative sites are saying he is a Democrat.  I’ll keep looking.)

Update:  He’s a jackass…Democrat that is.

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