Liberal’s Guide to Sarah Palin

John McCain has himself a trophy VP candidate:

• Hubby works for the oil industry
• Under investigation for abuse of office
• Loved by the indicted Senator Ted Stevens
• Has Served almost 20 months as Governor of Alaska
• Once Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska (pop. 5,469)
• Former Miss Wasilla
• Runner-up in Miss Alaska Pageant
• Hates the environment
• Has gay friends but doesn’t want to see them married
• Loves Hunting
• Loves moose burgers
• Expert in foreign policy because Alaska is next to Russia
• Doesn’t know what VP does all day
• Hillary’s “whining” turned her off
• Holy Guacamole!
• Mullet Alert
• She wanted Alaska to secede (where’s the love for America?)

Updated.