Because nothing says Chastity like advertising on your ass…

A spokeswoman for Sears Holdings Corp denies K-Mart is selling an abstinence message:
It was not associated with any group or any cause,” said Amy Dimond. “It was just a graphic put on the pants…there may be some who made the (abstinence association), but it was not the intention.”
What a stupid thing to deny…particularly when anybody can look it up online:
Whether she is lounging around the house, going to practice, or doing her chores…These athletic pants boldly proclaim just where she stands by pointing out that “True Love Waits” in a large screen print on the front and back of these pants.
- Drawstring waist
- Bold abstinence screen print
- Elastic cuffs. Cotton/Polyester blend
- Machine washable
- Imported
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LOL! As the mother of a 16 year old girl, I must laugh to keep from crying. But (pardon my pun) – “Because nothing says chastity like advertising on your ass.” Classic!
Thanks for giggle!