Hookers Prefer Republicans

Hookers in Denver look forward to the upcoming Democratic National Convention and the money that means for the world’s oldest profession.   But according to the Rocky Mountain News prostitutes prefer the GOP.  More Johns are Republicans.

“We get a lot more business. I don’t know if they’re just frustrated because of the family values agenda,”  said Carol Leigh, a San Francisco prostitute “over 50″.

A spokeswoman for the Los Angeles police department, which hosted the DNC in 2000, confirms a definite “spike” in prostitution during events like political conventions.

11 Responses

  1. i have never met a republican that looks like that man

  2. and prostitutes are usually overweight and poor

  3. just a way to “blow” off steam,I guess.At least somebodys business is “up”.It is nice to see a
    “rise” in the economy somewhere,as “hard” as it is to find a job lately it is great to see someone “working”
    Ok I’ll stop now.

  4. FeelingMyQuakerOats, on February 7th, 2008 at 6:51 pm Said:
    and prostitutes are usually overweight and poor

    not to mention,I’ve never seen legs like that on a hooker…not that I would know.

  5. [...] in his stretch of logic in this clip. Here’s one little sidelight you might not know: Prostitutes do more business at the Republican Convention than the Democratic Convention.  Maybe that’s because the Viagra is [...]

  6. Republicans prefer male hookers. I should know!

  7. That’s very funny!

  8. As the old saying goes: “Why do republican guys date democrat girls when they’re young? Because they want to have some fun before they get married!” Of course the long range problem with gopers is the anal retentive factor combined with being total control freaks. What girl could resist that? They approach intimacy in the manner of looking over a coitus perspectus.

  9. The intimacy of money….how romantic :lol:

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