A man saves the day by smothering a fire with his aunt’s big panties.
John Marsey and his cousin Darren Lines were cooking when the food caught fire.
Quick-thinking Lines grabbed his aunt’s big knickers from the laundry pile and soaked them with water then threw them over the flames according to Britain’s Cleveland Fire Brigade.
Lines saved the kitchen — but his aunt’s drawers were scorched.
An anonymous firefighter said the general principle of using a large, wet cloth to cover a grease fire was a sound one. When asked if panties are the best choice, “Clearly it depends on what size you are — but I don’t want to go there.”
(Special thanks to “Drunken Bob” being our Vanna White in the big panties story).
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It’s really optimistic on your part to refer to those colossal undergarments as panties.
Was she the Jolly Green Giant’s sister? She had to be at least fifteen feet tall.
Now, you know, Steadycat, the actual panties died in the fire. The lovely Bob stepped up with the understudy panties.
omg their huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she must of been about 40 stone or something!
theyre the biggest pair ive ever seen!!
Hi, Katie!
My great-grandma had a housekeeper that would have fit in those babies. She’d do her laundry with ours and I’d just stare in disbelief when she’d pull her panties out of the pile and fold!
A roommate urged me to look at this website, nice post, fascinating read… keep up the good work!
I see you like drawers.
Yes ! Show us yours!
Okay. But do you think my undergarments make me look fat?
I’ve seen parachutes smaller than that.
I read my first story and get physcological scars on my brain. It’s scary to think what lives in there!
I know…they’re HUGE.
People love this story though. It gets hits every single day.
Please tell me this is not the mustache lady’s panties.
It must be obvious to you that the mustache lady and her raging sex appeal have no use for wearing panties.
Duh.